what y'all know about palm trees? prolly how they look n that's it. irl they are kinda dicks

monk's cafe on that sour shit

yo where ur chainsaw @ pbateman. I KID but you check the minimal elegance of this shit

felt severe depression in the face of jon's happiness. teach me ur ways. how to live a life. what the mysteries to solve and how to do so?

'la fin du monde' means 'the end of the world' just fyi. but guess what surprise ending it's already over. WALL STREET. C.R.E.A.M. NO CHANGE

amit is healthier than u. check this shit he doin lunges. i sneak took this pic

weekday raves starring that wreck of a human + lazer beamin dj brotastic

gogos provided by wtfsrsly?

i am pretty sure culture looks like this but it might just be me rubbing off on it

GETO ON MY LVL U NEED SPACE SHETTLE OR FOREVER LADDER

pretty sure this is called either minimalism or oops we forgot about this room where the art at

 HASHTAG

so notice how that buddha has no space below him "PERILS OF A BLOG" but yo he was all like 'ignore my sequins... detach urself. transcend. material life is me but whtever rise abuv' and i was like yeah but yo check this korean masta aka NJP. video shit is that material? can i keep buddhist whilst makin video? the wurld may neva no

STARE

oh this is by murakami right? no? 2000 years u say? oh...

disney?? more wrong? rlly???

on that byronocki c swag. where ya indigineous cultua @? 

kinda look like ur mom bro

THIS BLOG HAS BEEN FLAGGED AS 'NOT MOM FRIENDLY'

THIS IS LIKE. A METAPHOR. ABT OLD MASTERS AND LIVING IN THE PAST AND MAYBE WOODY ALLEN HAS SOME SHIT TO DO WIT DIS BUT YO(!) LOOK AT THIS AND FEEL IT IN UR SOUL. REALLY TRY. FOR THE 1ST (ONEST) TIME IN UR LIFE U R FREE FROM ERRYTHING (HISTORY TECHNO LOGY BOOKS PEOPLE LIFES ETC)

excuse me there is a jesus thing on ur building? prolly an accident

OLDEST SKATE SPOT IN HTOWN. WE OLD. WE DO THIS SHIT EARLY GRAB. roll out b more steez than anything else so why not post it? YA FEEL ME. no u don't. well. research some shit. u hear abt this internet? call a wiki or phone in a google? hi this is a collect call: i am carrot top and i want to google muscle milk. plz connect me 2 the webz

i try man but u no it's like... hard to do a thing. throw ur arms in the air like inertia is reeeeel WUT

unlike ya boy JON SHREDS. have fun being gud @ lyfe. see u in the future bein dat shreddin canca manz

deez chango man beettles be outta control. runnin all around htown yellin "CHANGOOO CHANGOOOOOO'

only one dude will find this funny but that's so cool

BRO TEST INFINITY POOL STEE

future rulers! we measure shit mang!

WAVVESTEST hashswag2002

I <3 webb webb <3s america america <3s the rich

Y'ALL I"M LIKE A GHOST FACE I B SO SALTY IN HERE

THANKS AMIT U R A GREAT

EVERYBODY KEEP LIVIN UR LIFE XTRA GOOD

OH THE MAJESTIC BEAUTY

 OF THE GRAND CANYON

this tree is addicted to chewing gum

apparently a bunch of people die every year trying to take 'cool pix' at the grand canyon. wut dumbos rite? i fell off this cliff but god decided i was too cool to die so here i am alive n bloggin

not sure if this guy is considered a douchebag in his home country as well

got severe sunburn while hiking

the voice of the nineties was right peoples

wear a sunscreen

SF IN SF

didn't take a lot of pictures in San Francisco because i spent all day most days reading snow crash in cafes and working on this idea i have about how there have been infinite jesuses. snow crash might be the best book btw

are jake phelps and tony trujillo still cool? not really sure. this got painted over the next day.

this guy's name was the magic whistle. he played guitar and, surprise ending, whistled. he had cool visual effects that i think were influenced by either psychadelic drugs or technology

watched this sweet blood on the dancefloor video called bewitched. lost track of whether i was enjoying it with ironic distance or not. btw does anyone know how they have some much money for expensive videos. confused about that

the extreme animals played awesome music and awesome videos. no word on whether they'll be playing at the upsidedown pyramid again anytime soon. 

don't know if i have anything funny to say about this. jacob is a nice dude who makes cool things. #SOULMUSIC

which do u like better? people with cancer or starving children. what's ur fave charity? tweet at me. best answer wins five ipads

i think i will just describe this photo. this is a man walking his unicycle down the street wearing a ride ur bike 2 work day tote bag. think he must be confused about his life.

guys whoa there are like mad toilets over here look out be careful don't pee in these CAUTION DANGEROUS GROUP OF TOILETS SPOTTED IN SF

how can google turn evil when all their employees ride rlly cute bikes?

obligatory

look how cute cartoon georgia o keefe is. wonder if this magazine discussed how most of her paintings were really of vaginas. probs not

THANKS TO EVERYONE ESP JACOB B AND MICHAEL P
helpin me 2 KIR

UTAH

COWMAN LYFE

this is a magic tree that is used to teach danish kids the power of cooperation

this pig was pretty bummed that his apple eating got interrupted by death

seems like an inefficient way to eat cake

this kid was busting some sweet breakdancing moves or falling not sure

we put a tree in a giant chinese finger trap even though it didn't have fingers because it was an evil tree

there were babies and old cowboys and tiny dogs and i think i see an iphone too

it is a danish wedding tradition to burn a witch and then send it to germany. i think they really don't like harry potter and the germans or something. seems like a pretty good prank

I AM NOT A WITCH. proof the fireworks are acts of sorcery. don't like ur kids become witches. keep them away from firecrackers

midwest kids really like the cars movies. it makes sense.

this dad gave a speech and people cried but i don't think they were sad. can someone explain this to me?

sorry mom im a witch now. see how i'm trying to introduct continuity?

 there were two types of fire and a girl. together they lived in harmony but then the firework died.

what is life like as a firework? seems short but exciting

there seemed to be a lot of evil trees. we chose to burn these ones in log form and make desserts over it

everyone was listening to the person at the opposite side of the table instead of paying attention to the real head of the table aka me

right after getting married steven cheated on his wife with a half inflated air mattress

yeah, maybe if you are an oil baron illuminati! fight the power the truth is out there zeigeist movie bush ccaused nine one one

in utah they have dog based beer delivery services but it takes forever or a lot of dogs to get a six pack

check the safety cause this image is loaded. HIYO

i lived in this mobile pod house

this dog was interfacing with this horse that didn't know how to control it's penis. think they were sharing trade secrets about how to be animals

this spiky thing was scared of everything but still uncovered his face for a glamour shot. he wants me to upload it to his facebook so he can make it his profile picture. 2011 amirite?

a fat goat smells a rope. he looked like in a cartoon when something swallows a watermelon whole

i pretended to be a cowman

i took pictures that look like things that lame people would paint

we rode for whole minutes across the microdeserts of utah

look, in the distance, stuff that looks like all the other stuff around us

do real cowmen wear sunglesses? i don't think they do

this is my cowman friend his name is steEvN

i walked around with these on my feet and pretended i was inspiring fear in the hearts of the residents of the future ghost town i was walking into or maybe i was coming into a saloon and the piano music stopped suddenly. i used them to cause mild injury to a horse

this one armed horse head was all like 'here have this power cord with a big spider on it' and i was like 'no thanks spider plugs are not green' 

they had this big safe that said like freedom and liberty or something on it surprise ending there were guns inside

we went to this mormon party thing with a fire in the middle of the desert and had to be furtive about drinking beers. steven and i ran really far out into the desert. children chased us, think they were feral. used a smart phone to show us where constellations were. not sure if a real cowman would do that. p.s. do you think that is where the term 'dont have a cowman' comes from? also why would bort be expected to have a cowman anyway?

played a night game based on sheep herding. my team was really good and the other team was bad but we might have accidentally cheated, not sure. it was really dark. hannah laughed at me when i said 'all my sheepy in a heapy' while explaining the rules because 'just ur voice'

hannah and rachel fiddled with hannah's camera so that when they took pictures they wouldn't end up looking like this picture

this dog was named dog, it must have either a very confusing or very not confusing life but it seemed happy anyways

sometimes i can't think of something funny to say about a picture. this is rare bc i am HILARIOUS

there was this wax figure of steven on the mountain. actually this is just steven i lied to make a comparison

horses poop all over themselves and don't even care just fyi. majestic beasts.

my body looks really weird in this picture i blame the camera and angle but i am posting it anyway to provide evidence that i rode a horse up a mountain and not a tourist mountain either. i probably have a tougher butt now.

i should probably sell some of these pictures to postcard companies but probably i will just email them to my mom or maybe not because i am a lazy/bad son. is this blog mom appropriate?

 this symbol means that a long time ago someone measured this mountain in order to put it on an inaccurate map. is this what nerds did before computers? do you count as a nerd if you hang out in nature? can cowmen b nerds? i just confused myself

the illuminati put this pyramid on top of the mountain to harness the power of all lightning and ithink also flies because there were a lot there and also to shine morse code on towns in case of the russians with bombs or something. guess which parts of this post are true and win 

said wutsup to the sublime. he said 'me cause the sky is part of me lol.' the sublime is kind of a lame guy.

guys you should put this on ur mantel. do trailers have mantels?

 WHOA this post accidentally sounds really mean. sorry guys love y'all.

they don't really live in a trailer they just kinda do right now and they are not white trash they are rlly cool

dog is looking at me cause all animals is my friends and he wanted to be next to me in the picture so he could make it his dogfile picture and show that he is friends with such a cool guy

if i have ever said howdy in my life it was by accident

on the fourth of july there was a parade with a lot of girls in prommy dresses who were called 'royalty' for some reason and made speeches about 'what service means to me' and kept talking about 'the troops out there protecting our freedom' and it gave me like nine panic attacks

p.s. prommy rhymes with mommy. utah. think about it. hannah accurately observed that a lot of the kids who get married young (most of them) still dress like they were in highschool which makes it seem like they are only pretending to be real future moms and dads but then they actually do become moms and dads. scary slash WHOA REALNESS

look how chill this dog is like whoa. bet he gets all the bitches cause he can drive a truck. (get it?????????)

 sometimes i think: do i have what it takes to be a blogger? are there enough funny captions in me? and then i'm like yeah duh i rule and write something about butts

my stupid dad made me ride the stupid tractor in the stupid parade. SO LAME. big willenium style was soooo right

stupid dad who doesn't understand that his daughter is scene (i think? maybe she is just mall style?) and doesn't want to ride a tractor. seems nice

this guy had to add extra wheels to this motorcycle so he could fit multiple wifes on it. THIS IS MY MORMON JOKE CAPTION NOT SURE HOW I FEEL ABOUT IT

 on the fourth of july there is a demolition derby that everyone goes to. this post is too long. my funny is running out

these guys stood on there cars i think because of america. sorry i mean amurrikkka. everyone i met was nice actually. but maybe some people were racist? not sure since there were no black people around at all

looking at this picture made me wonder 'is there such a thing as a mormon feminist?'

i think this is called a dirt zamboni

saw this sweet extreme animals car. if you get this joke you are vry cool.

demolition derbies eliminate the pretense of 'racing' from nascar and give people what they really want.

they hired devo to flip cars back over but they didn't even play any  music i was bummed

this is a jellyfish explosion in the sky without diamonds. don't let ur babies do drugs.

sorry 2 utah for this occasionally vaguely mean blog post. i liked you a lot don't get me wrong

special thanks to all the holmans, just realized anna's last name might be holman now. weird.

GOD (B)LESS AMERICA